Am I going to crush on you ?
Self explaining the why I didn't do anything about those crushes
- •**Never told you but this actually became a GAME SHOW months ago on @listbot SoundCloud playlist ! https://m.soundcloud.com/listbot/sets/listbot-friends-audio-li-sts-3The host has a terrible accent but at least she's trying **
- •Do you live far ?I'll probably crush on you
- •Do you live even farther ?I'll definitely crush on you
- •Do you show interest in me ?I most likely won't crush on you
- •Are you in a relationship ?I'll crush on you in my dreams and wake up feeling guilty
- •Am I projecting an idealized version of what you probably are not ?I'll crush on you. A lot.
- •Do you play the guitar ?I'll hate crush on you
- •Are you Israeli speaking English with the cutest accent ?!I'll totally crush on you
- •Do you kinda look like my celebrity crush from when I was 14 ?I'll crush on you
- •Did you stop texting me ?I'll stop crushing on you
- •Are you Zac Efron ?I'll crush on you ; if you are Zac: my number is +336...