AN ILLUSTRATED GUIDE ON WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR IN MY NEXT BOYFRIEND

  1. 1.
    Basically I don't *want* a boyfriend
    I don't want a boyfriend boyfriend ew what a strange idea 😏 I just wanna someone who wanna be with me, just me, almost always. Hannah/Lena said it first (and best) ! (If you can't read the pict and don't know what I'm talking about: "I don’t even want a boyfriend. I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time and thinks I’m the best person in the world and wants to have sex with only me."
  2. 2.
    I don't care about your money.
    Nor you stomach.
  3. 3.
    But I want you to be employed and/or stuff
  4. 4.
    Because I don't want no scrubs
    A scrubs is guy that thinks he's fly..
  5. 5.
    Be smart and have a nice butt
  6. 6.
    Also, please, 7,7,7,7,7,7
  7. 7.
    I'm a simple woman. I like brown to dark blond men. And breakfast food.
  8. 8.
    Don't BS me with "DTR" : we're exclusive that's it.
  9. 9.
    Also, please make diner for me too !
  10. 10.
    Be cuddly. And cute. And romantic. And the Marshall to my Lily.
  11. 11.
    No big deal, I want my (our?) kids to think that too
  12. 12.
    Obviously don't try to change me but au contraire support me and love me no matter what.
    Love me as I am so I can love ME too
  13. 13.
    Be my friend and my love.
    I wanna say I love you and I like you (je t'aime et Je t'adore)
  14. 14.
    That's all really