Bedtime routine in movies 🎞 versus my actual bedtime routineπŸ™‹πŸ»

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    🎞 Taking off a Satin robe
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    πŸ™‹πŸ»Keeping my big fat pink cotton robe on cause I'm cold
  3. β€’
    🎞 Oil entire body
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    πŸ™‹πŸ»Being proud to remember to brush teeth
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    🎞 Take off make up
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    πŸ™‹πŸ» Not having make up to take off. Or not taking it off times I have some
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    🎞 Sensually brushing hair
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    πŸ™‹πŸ»Making a quick tight bun
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    🎞 Sleeping with a eye sleep mask on
    ??? Who does that in their own bedroom ??? (Katherine Heigl maybe)
  10. β€’
    πŸ™‹πŸ» Take my pills
  11. β€’
    πŸ™‹πŸ»Can't swallow the current new antibiotics i'm supposed to take for a month
    As a sign in Key West says "Jewish girls can't swallow!"
  12. β€’
    🎞 Put on a cool girl pj or go nude
    But keeping their bras on, because apparently that's more plausible then a nipple slip.
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    πŸ™‹πŸ»Put on a cool girl pj or go nude
    But then, being cold. So re-putting the robe on.