Chocolate dresses , ranked (from Paris annual chocolate show)

Long story short: @bjnovak wrote a giant chocolate list then @jesszaffino ask me about a giant chocolate gorilla in Paris and now I end up sending her to this thing that happen every year in Paris and rank chocolate dresses at 2 am (Le salon du chocolat is mostly to try and buy some chocolate but there's this big catwalk that keeps getting bigger)
  1. 23.
    There's not even chocolate on it are you kidding me
  2. 22.
    Less is more
  3. 21.
    Happy birthday but no
  4. 20.
    So the rules aren't really clear* : how much chocolate versus fabrics should we use ? Cause I feel there's not enough chocolate here
    *or maybe there are rules I just didn't check them
  5. 19.
    Ok not enough chocolate but there's A HORSE and wings Sooo..
  6. 18.
    Simple but nice very Madonna
  7. 17.
    Maybe not the best dress but but the best catwalk attitude
  8. 16.
    Loving that Xena vibe and the cage is incredible
  9. 15.
    Ok same girl on the horse but this time in a majestic dress! Which unfortunately was cut in the square
  10. 14.
    That's pretty hot I'm surprised the chocolate isn't melting !!
  11. 13.
    Pretty cool (also when you know it's on a famous political journalist that stays classy no matter the situation)
  12. 12.
    This is also a political journalist but I think you can tell it much more
  13. 11.
    Alizée is the new Mondrian plus she looks so happy she's making ME happy
  14. 10.
    Crazy horse always win in Paris
  15. 9.
    Ok that IS cute I'm sold
  16. 8.
    Real life 💃 emoji (for real she's a famous dancer that started as dancing with celebs I'm DWTS but shined so much that she's now in the jury)
  17. 7.
    I'm a bit lost but I love the general idea
  18. 6.
    CHOCOLATE BUTTERFLIES !!!! Guys !!! IT S A DRESS MADE OUT OF CHOCOLATE BUTTERFLY
  19. 5.
    I can't see the dress but AT LEAST one of the girl is eating some damn chocolate so she DESERVES to be here
  20. 4.
    I couldn't find it on Asos
  21. 3.
    To be fair everything is pretty on Adriana Karembeu
  22. 2.
    I mean her legs are 1m24 even if you don't know my metric system you know it's tall
  23. 1.
    A CHOCOLATE DRESS THAT SERVES YOU CHOCOLATE ! Finally !!!!