DEBBIE DOWNER'S BEST WORST FACTS RANKED
You're enjoying your day, everything's going your way then along comes...
- •Its official, I can't have children
- •They never did catch that anthrax guy
- •It's the number one killer of domestic cats.(Feline AIDS)
- •Ever since they found Mad Cow Disease in the U.S., I'm not taking any chances. It can live in your body for years, before it ravages your brain.
- •Oh hey, Pluto it must be fun to work here.. although, the biggest drawback to working in a theme park is that you must live in constant fear of deadly terrorist attacks.
- •Did you factor in the loss of life at the hands of the African diamond industry?
- •Lather up the sunscreen. I had a mole looked at recently, and the doctor told me that, due tothe extent of its irregular borders, I'm flirting with a melanoma.
- •I'll tell you what the Pilgrims did bring: smallpox. It killed scores of Native Americans, ravaging their population.
- •Do you guys care about that train explosion in North Korea?