Don't tell my Jewish mum
- •That I left home without a sweater
- •That I ate a pizza and no vegetables unless the aubergine on the pizza counts
- •That I did see her Facebook; I'm just never adding her.
- •That I make fun of her on the Internet. A lot. It's even my brand.
- •That I met 10 strangers from the Internet, at the same time, in a foreign country.