HOW TO GET YOUR LIST TRENDING 101
Follow those 15 easy steps !
- •Write about an awesome ravishing subject with a sharp styleLa base
- •Be the funniest person on earth.Don't even bother trying to be funny if you're not
- •Write about something everyone love !Mostly tv or book related
- •Write about something no one know about !Except about vegetables. We don't care.
- •Put pictures of forearms or collarbonesUsually forearms if you're a man and collarbone a woman but we're fighting against gender clichés so you can do whatever you want. Apparently hands work to and for any gender too
- •Get relisted by BJ
- •Or by Nicholas
- •Or by 27 other people
- •Talking about your boobs doesn't guarantee successAnd trust me, I tried. IF BIG BOOBS COULD TALK A lot. IF I SEND SOMEONE AN IDEAL PACKAGE, THIS IS WHAT WOULD BE INSIDE ... 📦 💛💛 a lot lot THAT TIME I LET MATTHEW GRAY GUBLER WRITE ON MY BOOBS
- •Talking about your dick guarantee failureUnless you have a verified account and/or are a rockstar and/or your name is something like John
- •Have a worldwide clock to be sure THE ENTIRE world is awake when posting
- •Say that you love The Office and Star WarsSee #3
- •Hate on Trump. Or Ross, apparently.How dare you
- •Pay people to like your lists
- •Create 300 fake accounts and just relist and like yourself
- •Et voilà !Disclaimer : the writer of this list decline any responsibility in case of list flops.