HOW TO GET YOUR LIST TRENDING 101
Follow those 15 easy steps !
- 1.Write about an awesome ravishing subject with a sharp styleLa base
- 2.Be the funniest person on earth.Don't even bother trying to be funny if you're not
- 3.Write about something everyone love !Mostly tv or book related
- 4.Write about something no one know about !Except about vegetables. We don't care.
- 5.Put pictures of forearms or collarbonesUsually forearms if you're a man and collarbone a woman but we're fighting against gender clichés so you can do whatever you want. Apparently hands work to and for any gender too
- 6.Get relisted by BJ
- 7.Or by Nicholas
- 8.Or by 27 other people
- 9.Talking about your boobs doesn't guarantee successAnd trust me, I tried. IF BIG BOOBS COULD TALK A lot. IF I SEND SOMEONE AN IDEAL PACKAGE, THIS IS WHAT WOULD BE INSIDE ... 📦 💛💛 a lot lot THAT TIME I LET MATTHEW GRAY GUBLER WRITE ON MY BOOBS
- 10.Talking about your dick guarantee failureUnless you have a verified account and/or are a rockstar and/or your name is something like John
- 11.Have a worldwide clock to be sure THE ENTIRE world is awake when posting
- 12.Say that you love The Office and Star WarsSee #3
- 13.Hate on Trump. Or Ross, apparently.How dare you
- 14.Pay people to like your lists
- 15.Create 300 fake accounts and just relist and like yourself
- 16.Et voilà !Disclaimer : the writer of this list decline any responsibility in case of list flops.