I'm awake, bored, with tons of battery, AMA

Inspired by @jessicaz ! Guys I didn't have my phone all day and it wasn't even Kippour !! Everything's fine now, i bought a new charger cause Apple is controlling us and I can't sleep cause I just never can so go go go (and by AMA I mean BE NICE PLEASE)
  1. Where are you listing from right now?
    Suggested by   @BWN_7
  2. Well well well @BWN_7
  3. ~ oops Brett meant to ask geographically I guess I'm listing from Paris from my pervy brain ~
  4. FMK: Voldemort, Bellatrix, Wormtail
    Suggested by   @supabg
  5. You're sick @supabg
    I'll fuck Bellatrix.
  6. 3 GIFS to show us what's up for you lately:
    Suggested by   @pathb
  7. Love that idea @pathb !! So... I'd say :
  8. Hmmm ok. Can you make a 1- 2- and 3- Lisa-star restaurant list?
    Like your version of the Michelin stars. 1 star is a very good restaurant in its category, 2 stars means if you're in the city, you should make a trip to this restaurant, and 3 stars means you should specifically travel to this city in order to eat at this restaurant.
    Suggested by   @kfoleywellness
  9. Omg @kfoleywellness such a responsibility !! I'll try not to overthink it and give my top of mind answer but I'm afraid I'll forgot one !! Ok NOT writing actual 5 stars restaurant I never went and very pricey but my dream is to go to Chef Marx one
    I won't use stars ⭐️; Lisa use but 🔥: 1🔥 east mama is a very good Italian restaurant but very trendy therefor crowed and takes no reservation so you'll wait. A lot. 2. 🔥🔥Dessance I listed about it! It's incredible lots of natural sweet and savory taste and not that expensive for that kind of restaurant ! 3. 🔥🔥🔥L'entrecote you can't choose it's just a salad and an entrecôte frite but it's the best and the secret sauce recipe is amazing.
  10. What is France's best (pop culture) export?
    Suggested by   @andersun
  11. So I guess I can't answer wine and cheese @andersun ?!
    Ok I'll answer not with the obvious classics but more modern things. Like french touch in electro music,or still in music: Christine and the queens and Stromae. In movies just watch every Klapisch movies as well as Jeunet ones, and in art JR is unbelievable check his work all around the world especially the inside out project
  12. Elaine Benes or Liz Lemon?
    Suggested by   @BWN_7
  13. I wouldn't think this would be that difficult to answer ! Liz Lemon especially in the first seasons
    And Elaine in the last ?
  14. September, October and November are the only months not mentioned by Shakespeare in any of his works. Why not?
    Suggested by   @andersun
  15. Because they're the most depressing months and the plays were dramatic enough
  16. When my dad told Jewish jokes about Mrs Finkelstein with yiddish accent and all
    Can tell it here as the joke is that it's very long for nothing. Maybe not the funniest but the first one I remember remembering
  17. What long-lost childhood possession of yours would you like to see again?
    Suggested by   @Melodie
  18. To be honest @Melodie I kept lots lots of things and still have some but...
    Does my grandparents country house count ? If not a dog bear my mum throw away with also a Babar one that was my cousin's
  19. Is drink the not tasty smoothie they're making with fruit and superfood that is supposed to make you thin and strong so I can push myself by the plug
  20. What are you wearing?
    Suggested by   @shanaz
  21. What are you wearing? Or, what are you not wearing?
    Suggested by   @jessicaz
  22. Yay my Pervy friends are up ! @shanaz @jessicaz I invite you to check the link I sent after the first question for a first hint. The second clue being my view rn :
  23. Who is the greatest French superhero and could he or she fight a grizzly bear?
    Suggested by   @Gola
  24. OSS 117 ! And yes of course
  25. If we went to a Halloween Party as a couple, what would be our 'couple costume'??
    Suggested by   @jessicaz
  26. I'll be a koala you'd be a cheese
    Or if @LeahG and @DawnCloud are there : see our group convo pic
  27. What is your favorite 'non-famous' spot in Paris you regularly take out-of-town visitors to see?
    (Wine/cheese shop acceptable answer here, but only if true!)
    Suggested by   @andersun
  28. I don't go to famous things id say: who's restaurant; or L'Ivress for wine and cheese, or just cheeses from a shop nearby my place to eat at home !
  29. Let's get serious: which Jewish holiday should we meet and celebrate on?
    Suggested by   @jessicaz
  30. Shabbat is every Friday so you can come anytime !!
  31. You say you have tons of battery. Are all your devices fully charged??
    Suggested by   @jessicaz
  32. Why did I read that as something dirty?! Are you or am I the perv?!
    Yeah I have enough energy for the entire night
  33. What's your stance on dick pics and boob shots?!
    Suggested by   @jessicaz
  34. One is always received unsolicitedly the other is very much solicited.
    And that's all I have to say on the topic. At least publicly
  35. What's your favorite Australian animal?
    Suggested by   @jpbateson
  36. I guess after years of koalas, Internet made me a Quokka girl !
    But that's all ! You have the scariest animal !! Like that jellyfish that if it touches you YOU DIE JOCELYN YOU DIE !!