Joke Topics That Would Be Allowed and Not Allowed at My Roast

  1. ALLOWED : My natural hair being a lost cause
  2. ALLOWED : my boobs. It's even mandatory actually
  3. ALLOWED : having more hair than you
  4. ALLOWED : my weird relationship with France and Judaism
  5. ALLOWED : I gained weight recently and it's ok and even hahaha so funny
  6. ALLOWED : my dad passing and how it made me sad and all
  7. ALLOWED : My job uncertainty
  8. ALLOWED : my commitment... To singleness
  9. NOT ALLOWED : the way I tend to act like everything is a joke and I'm stronger than all of that while actually being sensitive and worry and making distance with people when I should let them in.
    How dare you.