LESLIE KNOPE SHOULD MAKE ALL MY LIFE DECISIONS FOR ME

  1. She'll pick some great food
  2. She won't find me wrong when I'm being a bit to possessive
    *possessive being a classy way to say fucking paranoiac jealous for absolutely no reasons
  3. I'll never want to disappoint her
  4. She isn't afraid to express happiness
  5. Nor disagreement
  6. She'll make a great Tom if I'm in need of a Tom
  7. She knows what I deserve and isn't afraid to call out sexist BA
  8. Cause she's a potterhead
  9. She'll motivate me without caring much about maths
  10. She won't judge my music choices and won't add unwanted songs on my playlists
  11. She'll give me the best nicknames
  12. Because she agrees with Michelle
  13. She'll calm herself down and then will do the same with me
  14. She'll encourage me
  15. She'll help
  16. She'll help me with my priorities
  17. She'll defend me
  18. She'll always be here on February 13
  19. She'll help me achieve my goals
  20. She'll answer all my questions about life love sex and the universe
  21. That would be the dream