LI.ST RAP BATTLE
YO @dev WHATS GOOD ?
- •DROP THAT BEAT (IN YOUR HEAD)
- •So you think list couldn't get any more whiter ? I'm now trying to make me a writing rapper
- •Maybe it's because it's 2 am maybe it's the wine or maybe it's because I wanna see Devin Flaherty whine
- •I tried to say it nicely but you won't take it easy - You say manatees are the coolest but you need some realness cause let's face it they're useless. Useless like that Facebook sharing buttons OH ! No more chillness !
- •Yes I went there cause I don't even care - yes it may sound lame just read but FYI I'm singing in my head
- •Look Devin I don't have anything against you all I wanted was you to state the truth. It's not that manatees are inferiors but more about belugas being superiors
- •They're cuter funnier and nicer. It's like your wife ! WHAT ? It's hard to top Halley coolness and saying it isn't boldness, sorry to drag Halley in that but I'm taking the opportunity that I got to proclaim my girl crush on your wife even if I've never took a hike in my life.
- •I forgot what else I meant to say cause it's 2:30 and all I wanna do is speak français
- •Ah oui c'est vrai t'as étudié à Paris, Alors je peux te prendre en rap français aussi !
- •Je dis pas que les lamantins sont lamentables je dis juste que y a plus aimable - Ces vers dans ma langues maternelle sont exécrables mais faut faut se la raconter sur un réseau social
- •This is for my belugas in the seas with the big fat boobies : Oh I know the struggle but Dev on that subject is like a muggle so alohomora your mind and maybe you'll find some light
- •My clock will ring in 5 hours so I'm bringing peace flowers.
- •But really... those flowers are for Halley. But it would have been even weirder to write a poem just for your wifey