Long Time Single Or Long Time Married ?

Inspired by @jesszaffino "are you married" list cause our lives are surprisingly similar when you think about it
  1. Wearing ridiculous but comfy pjs
  2. Don't bother waxing
    Not that I actually know Jess position on this one.
  3. Not getting laid every night
  4. Oh! A surprise bang one night !
  5. No make up most days
  6. Spending way too much time on list app