1. You pour too much of your drink in your glass and you have to put your face at the table height to drink
  2. You burn your tongue with random foods
  3. You walk with ski shoes
  4. You pinch your own cheek
  5. You take a walking uturn in the metro cause you took it the wrong way or, worst, missed your station
  6. You turn on the shower or open and close bathroom closet, or put on your hair dryer : to make some noise so we don't know you're pooping
    We know you know ? Especially cause no one takes a shower, while using their hairdryer. Well, some tried, but they died Jane.