ON A SCALE FROM CUTE CRUSH TO UNHEALTHY OBSESSION, ARE YOU A 10 ?

So you're lost in the blurred lines of having a crush and wonder how you're are on a scale from normal and cute to batshit crazy ? Let me help you define your level with studying your attitude on the Internet
  1. 1.
    Looking what they post on social medias
    Not creepy at all, everyone does that so its ok
  2. 2.
    Looking to what they post on social medias they don't know you know
    So what if you've try to see what's they're posting on their Facebook even if you're not friends with them ? Or the picture on their Instagram ? If it was a secret they shouldn't have let their accounts public. Again everyone does it anyway
  3. 3.
    Saving said pictures
    Meh it's a bit weird just check their account every day like everyone does.
  4. 4.
    Getting jealous when they talked to another potential partner
    As I'm a straight woman I'm gonna use the example that apply to me; but please feel free to change the gender(s) in the following sentence. ex: Who the fuck is he talking to ? Who is she ?
  5. 5.
    Stalk the person mentioned above
    Just because everyone does it doesn't mean it's a good thing to do, but again, everyone does it. We just need to know some basic Infos before hating a person. Will they be in love soon ? Is she/he cooler than ? You need to know. Again if their Instagram is public...
  6. 6.
    Open their profile and refresh their profile more than once/hour
  7. 7.
    Getting VERY jealous when spotting that they've been dating/flirting with other people
    The fact that you've NEVER dated whatsoever doesn't mean they're allow to do it with someone else, right ?
  8. 8.
    Create a fake account to spy on them more
  9. 9.
    Getting jealous if they flirt with the fake account you created
  10. 10.
    Hating them very much
    Seriously geez he's stupid anyway; why bother, so stupid ! But maybe I'll just check if there's a new pict just in case...