Spoiler alert: voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir, does not work.
  1. I louvre you so much
  2. Hey babe, you drive me in-Seine
  3. Is that the Eiffel Tower or are you happy to see me?
  4. Is this 1789 cause you've Revolution'ed my life
  5. 🥖?
  6. Are you from Nice? You are so nice.
    Suggested by @Boogie
  7. I love how you drool (this is about french bulldogs, right?)
    Suggested by @jeremysomething
  8. Cannes I get your digits??
    Suggested by @amieshmamie
  9. Girl are you a guillotine because I'm losing my head over you
    Suggested by @Gola
  10. Let's play French new wave cinema, I'll be Breathless and you can be The 400 Blows.
    Sorry, yes, I know I'm garbage.
    Suggested by @Gola
  11. Is that a baguette or are you just happy to see me? 🥖
    Suggested by @angela3950
  12. Hey girl, Comte papa 😏
    Also works as a cheesy pick up line
    Suggested by @HisDudeness
  13. Bonjour madamme, Je rêve de tremper ma baguette dans ta soupe.
    Suggested by @HisDudeness
  14. Hey girl, our election was a disaster too.
    Sometimes the best pickup line is just to be honest.
    Suggested by @HisDudeness