Requested by Frank Sars

REQUESTED: TOP 10 REASONS WHY REAL PEOPLE ARE THE WORST

Thanks for the request @franksars ! For more context we talked about not having people we know IRL here and why that's actually a good thing : because people we know and have on others social medias ARE THE WORST
  1. 1.
    They're not funny
    And don't understand things like irony nor rule of 3.
  2. 2.
    They think they know everything
    People on Twitter think they're expert on tv, politics, media in general, life and and and just shut up already
  3. 3.
    But they're ignorant of most thing
    So many dumb dumb
  4. 4.
    They'll judge you
    Haters are hating ting ting
  5. 5.
    They don't think you're funny
    See #1 therefore they'll answer very literally to joke (in France we call that 1er and 2nd degree but not sure there's a translation for that). Ex: I tweeted recently about the difficulty to find Star Wars merch... TWO people gave me shops addresses
  6. 6.
    They're not interesting
    I don't care about your life, your kids, your job, the tv show you're watching and just you in general. Why did I accept your friend request ?
  7. 7.
    They post dumb comments
    Trolling or not trolling is the same. It's more dumbness
  8. 8.
    They steal people jokes
    See also Fat Jewish
  9. 9.
    Or pictures
    Every IG posts
  10. 10.
    They're not on List App. And not welcome. Because. See above.