SPEAKING OF MCDONALDS... DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY CALL A QUARTER POUNDER IN FRANCE ?

the McDonalds related lists of @TQ @shanaz @stars @jessacosta inspired me, as well as another little thing...
  1. - You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris ?
  2. - They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
  3. - No, man, they got the metric system, they don't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
  4. - Then what do they call it ?
  5. - They call it a Royal with Cheese.
  6. - A Royal with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac ?
  7. - Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac.
  8. - Le Big-Mac. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper ?
  9. - I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.