Things I do to procrastinate from the thing I HAVE to do today
In chronological order
- •My bedI guess I should pretend that I do it every day but who am I kidding ? I don't. Never. Barely. I'm wasting/gaining time
- •Pluck some hair
- •Install a new printerIn a box for 4 weeks. To be fair it's not procrastinating ! Au contraire ! I'll eventually have to print my work tomorrow
- •BreakfastNot procrastinating: a healthy living !!
- •More plucking
- •Play Solitaire on my phone
- •Sending Voice records to @jessknuckey
- •Installing printer is longer than expected
- •Printer is on... well it's already 12 should I start making lunch ?
- •I opened EXCEL !!! Come on budget I'll make you my bitch
- •Wait first let's order a pizza
- •Bon appétit
- •Scrolling on the 30 something pages of gimmeflair with no intention of but anything
- •I've never been more on Facebook in years damn
- •Time to prep dîner tho right ?
- •Watch a documentary about the best (female) comedian in FranceI've already seen it anyway
- •Who procrastinate all day, goes to bed with Excel.Do you think the idiom will stay in history ?
- •OH And OF course: list.