THINGS I SAY VERSUS THINGS I MEAN
Beside that I'm a very honest person.
- •"Oh I got a problem with my voice mail box'Problem is I just really don't want to hear vocal messages. So I just didn't call it therefore I didn't receive your message
- •"Can we say 1.30 instead of 1 ? I'm afraid I'll be late"I'll also be late at 1.30 but I'm planning to sleep anyway
- •"I'm allergic to mushrooms"I hate mushrooms
- •"You just can wear everything"She really can. I can't. Life is unfair
- •"Yeah I think I heard of him/her/it"I've been stalking and googling that thing or person for days. And nights.
- •"Yeah I'll try to show up"You will never see me there
- •"Yeah I've seen the movie, of course"I've seen the trailer.
- •"I'm at (insert subway station)"I'm 5 stations before that station
- •"Never read Harry Potter ? Yeah sure I understand"I do not understand and somethings missing in you life, you muggle.