THINGS THAT ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ROMANTIC TO DO AS A COUPLE THAT I DON'T GET

  1. Massages
    It's pretty much in all dating reality shows activities, and all the massages services propose it so I guess it's asked a lot. Why ? Why would you want to do that at 2 ?! You won't really watch or talk to each other's, it may be awkward and you don't look cute when it finished all oily and messy hair. Massage each other's OK of course but go get a Thai massage at 2? There's no point.
  2. That's it.
    I almost add bath but I guess it's because my bathtub is too small (or my ass is too big) but I get it for in a larger one