Things that keep you humble
- •Having wax on your face
- •Being congratulated for a baby that is not in your belly
- •Getting your hair pulled, as your classmate thought it was a wig
- •Being sting by a bee at your grandpa funerals
- •Being told "how come you're single with such a nice face" cause you know you're just a floating head
- •Having food on your boobs, between your teeth and occasionally your not-a-wig hair
- •Putting toothpaste on a giant chin zitI'm too old for that zit.