1. Having wax on your face
  2. Being congratulated for a baby that is not in your belly
  3. Getting your hair pulled, as your classmate thought it was a wig
  4. Being sting by a bee at your grandpa funerals
  5. Being told "how come you're single with such a nice face" cause you know you're just a floating head
  6. Having food on your boobs, between your teeth and occasionally your not-a-wig hair
  7. Putting toothpaste on a giant chin zit
    I'm too old for that zit.
  8. Rinsing your hair with vinegar