Top 5 one-woman-show titles I thought about when I was 15 and dreamed of doing one-woman-shows

But I only had ideas for titles, not actual content of said show.
  1. Pretty, Funny, Smart and Modest
    Still my favorite, still an option for something one day, except I'll use the rule of 3 now
  2. The One Almost Woman Show
    This was pretty relevant and kind of still is
  3. Lisa Favier
    Well they do it for albums so why not ?
  4. Le fabuleux destin de Lisa Favier
    Actual French name of the movie Amelie (except it's not Lisa Favier but Amelie Poulain obviously) cause I didn't know about Copyright Infringement at the time !
  5. Oh my god
    Cause I loved making fun of Californians even back then.