VERY BEST PART OF HARRY POTTER

Inspired by @gwcoffey and @LeahG and all the potterheads
  1. "Mr. and Mrs. Dursley of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much."
    The very first sentence, was hooked on the "thank you very much' : it's funny ! It's mysterious ! It's perfect.