Ways I'll comfort Kate as she misses her dog so much and I'm seeing her soon

For those who don't know, everybody favorite lister @k8mcgarry moved from the east coast to LA, and today she posted about missing her dog and not being able to reunite until 137 days, since she will see me before that, I figured I could help her in any ways I can :
  1. 1.
    Who's a good girl ?!
    I AM.
  2. 2.
    She can pet me
    I'll go whenever she tells me to go. I'll eat whatever she tells me to.
  3. 3.
    I do love belly rub
    Did I make it weird(er) ?
  4. 4.
    She can make me her bitch
    I already am.
  5. 5.
    I'll love her faithfully