What people/companies say versus what they mean

Inspired by one of my list, like Leslie Knope would do
  1. We want someone more senior
    That job offer will go to someone we know
  2. You might be too senior for the jobs
    You ask for too much money
  3. We will keep you in mind !
    We won't.
  4. We would LOVE to have your feedbacks !
    Only if it's compliments
  5. Sooo you're a digital strategy consultant ?
    Can you do an analyze of my company for free ?
  6. Peter seemed to be a better fit for the manager position
    Peter was, indeed, your intern when he started but see... Peter is a man.
  7. Can we do a quick meeting about that ?
    That could just be an email but I want a coffee break