Excerpts From Voicemails My Father Has Left Me.

He's Jewish not a Scientologist for these of you may wonder.
  1. "I experience when I send people signals they feel these signals and send them right back. So yes I do experience the telepathic world. What can I say? The non verbal mind. Love you a lot!"
  2. "That was just like Jewish Jeopardy! You win the Gefilte fish."
  3. "Go check out my site, there should be a video of my mime up. Her name is Janet."
  4. "Get a hockey puck or ball and slowly move the object towards your face. It will allow your body to let go of the trauma. Just hold it to your face and breathe."