1. Do I look tastefully slutty?
  2. I should have just stayed home and written something about Baltimore or written anything. I'm a waste of an education.
  3. Is the black spot on my toe a bruise, fungus or melanoma?
  4. Auditions are for models and Midwesterners.
  5. This will be longer than 20 minutes.
  6. That coffee was a mistake
  7. If you can't walk in those shoes from your car to the building why would you put them on here?
  8. Is gender a myth?
  9. This could be huge!
  10. Is the grand scheme of things this is nothing.
  11. This gum has no flavor