I'm gonna list all my dreams here because why the hell not.
  1. Today whilst sleeping on my sofa, I dreamt I had been woken up by Craig coming in from work, and I pretended to still be sleeping. Turns out he wasn't due home for 2 hours and I was dreaming about pretending to be asleep. Joke's on me.
  2. Knitting bobble hats with our gay friends
  3. My sister had stayed the night with my old real life FWB. We bumped into him in the street, I said "do you think this is weird? Because I think this is very weird indeed". Then my sisters and I went for a pint in a local pub and I remember thinking... She can have him, I'm done with that FWB now as I sipped beer.