A "crowd list" is a list where we all chime in on a common topic/question/survey/poll.
  1. Suggest your answer below! ⬇️
  2. Uncertain things said with certainty.
    Because: "Far be it from me to say ‘this is’ and ‘that is not’, when after the most extensive acquaintance with the researches of science…we must confess with sorrow and disappointment that humility becomes the highest wisdom, for the highest wisdom assures me of my ignorance." — Henry Deroszio
    Suggested by @gwcoffey
  3. Cutlery noise.
    Suggested by @marilinabedros
  4. When people sip a hot beverage and make noise.
    Just can't deal with that noise.
    Suggested by @marilinabedros
  5. When people click their nails together.
    I can't deal with the sound at all; it drives me crazy.
    Suggested by @nalivodka
  6. When people walk three across down the sidewalk
    Suggested by @TT
  7. Gum cracking. Staaaaaaahp.
    Suggested by @alligeeshow
  8. When people look at my screen (laptop/phone) without me inviting them to do so
    Suggested by @mirthnuts
  9. People who know they're wrong about something and do nothing to correct it.
    I have a friend who can't spell to save his life, yet had autocorrect turned off on his iPhone because "too many things come up." I haven't told him about The List App.
    Suggested by @pili_ervin
  10. Laziness! You work at work. 😡
    Suggested by @StuckOnThe7
  11. Pineapple on a goddamn pizza.
    It is just wrong. I'm usually a pretty open-minded person but I can't get behind this At All.
    Suggested by @daisystella
  12. When people call their tax refund a "tax return".
    As a CPA, this one really grinds my gears. Especially this time of year. No, you're not getting a "tax return". That's what you filed to get your tax refund. Dummy.
    Suggested by @AMR
  13. Cats
    What's the point?
    Suggested by @wmf
  14. When people stop at the top of an escalator to get their bearings. Step away! Step awaaaaay!
    Suggested by @mavi_acumennial
  15. Pretty much everything on this list and every suggestion made for this list on any given day.
    Especially on Mondays
    Suggested by @lynn0826
  16. When someone says "No, that's not right" when you give a correct answer to a question they've just asked you.
    Things like: "How do you spell flamboyant?", etc.
    Suggested by @lynn0826
  17. Excessive use of the word "like"
    You like just sound like way inarticulate.
    Suggested by @aj_oppen
  18. The sound of gulping.
    I think it sounds gross. Also: please have manners and do not gulp in the first place. Well, unless maybe you've come in from the desert or somewhere known to dehydrate people. Yet, still, the sound...
    Suggested by @wilmotwrites
  19. People who order food/coffee by saying "I'll have a xyz", and don't say thank you. It takes literally no more effort to say "Could I please have a xyz please?"
    Suggested by @femme_feminist
  20. People who talk so loud, all the time.
    Bring it down about seven decibels, jaysus.
    Suggested by @femme_feminist
  21. People who don't signal for lane changes.
    Seriously, fuck you.
    Suggested by @followdaround
  22. When someone responds to what I say with "fair enough." It is SO dismissive.
    Suggested by @lizabeth
  23. Loud chewers.
    If I can hear your lips smacking together as you chew whatever it is you're eating, I will most definitely ask you, "is that good?!"
    Suggested by @michellejennifer
  24. Improper vehicle usage
    When a car (I feel like it's always an SUV) waits for a parking spot that much closer to an entrance by blocking all traffic behind it. Rage.
    Suggested by @prixfixe
  25. The sound of socked feet being rubbed against carpet.
    Suggested by @joannaclamb
  26. Certain things said with uncertainty
    Not just to go against @gwcoffey but because it is so annoying when someone can't say something they are certain about just because they are a spineless turd.
    Suggested by @jaidub
  27. Incessant tapping of pencils or pens
    Suggested by @kate81
  28. People talking to me when I'm reading a book. -Excuse, I'M HAVING A FÜKING MOMENT HERE?!-
    Suggested by @diamarrhea
  29. When people stare at their phones going up or down stairs (and walking). Aren't you scared? Get out of my way!!
    Suggested by @Birdie
  30. When someone refers to a pet owner as "mommy/daddy" of their pet.
    Suggested by @lkeoski
  31. Faux "service animals" for any occasion. They are not accessories. Service turkey? Wrong. Same with snake turtle and goldfish. They will not detect your aura before a seizure.
    Suggested by @firemanart
  32. Wet socks!
    Suggested by @CaraCunningham
  33. When someone tells me to smile.
    First of all, I'm almost never unhappy when it's said. I'm usually at work (Bartending) where apparently my concentration face comes off as anger. Secondly, why do I have to be a ball of sunshine all day everyday? If that's your only way of making conversation, you need to work on some new material.
    Suggested by @shannanigans
  34. When people don't hold the door for the person behind them...like it's not hard
    Suggested by @rikstelling
  35. Littering.
    It's rude, arrogant and wrong. I'm that horrible person who will pick it up and hand back to the person with a "hey you dropped this". Your welcome.
    Suggested by @jannychan
  36. Slow walkers
    I would love to be you and not rush but GET OUTTA MY WAY *push* maybe it's just the American in me (German friends made fun of how Americans are always in a rush and obsessed with checking the time)
    Suggested by @ErinFlaherty
  37. When the trash bag gets full, instead of taking the bag out and putting in a new one, continuing to stuff it full while half of the trash falls out.
    Seriously how long does it frickin take to change the trash bag?? Having to pick up fallen trash takes more time out of your life. Oh wait. MY life. Because I'm the only one that ever does it. 😤😤😤 End rant.
    Suggested by @elruff
  38. Dirty white converse
    Literally any other color of converse looks cool and broken in when they get dirty after you start to wear them a lot. Dirty white converse just looks sloppy. If you aren't willing to clean your shoes after every time you wear them then do what I do and DON'T GET WHITE CONVERSE AT ALL!!!!!
    Suggested by @clearcourses
  39. All of this: PET PEEVES
    Suggested by @quixotic
  40. Loud sneezing. Or sometimes any sneezing at all. Bless you? No, bless me. Ugh! 😝😂
    Suggested by @amazinglyaverage
  41. When people say "I seen...."
    Suggested by @mandee75