CROWD LIST: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CUSS WORD OR PHRASE❓

A "crowd list" is a list where we all chime in on a common topic/question/survey/poll.
  1. Suggest your answer below! ⬇️
  2. Nutty Fudgekins
    Suggested by   @gwcoffey
  3. Douche canoe
    I'm not proud of this. But some people are douche canoes and need to be told so
    Suggested by   @libby92
  4. Schmerglplotzen- this is usually frustration instead of anger.
    Suggested by   @jennifergster
  5. I'm a huge fan of son of a bitch and also mother fucker
    Suggested by   @elruff
  6. Scheiß
    Suggested by   @jaidub
  7. bitchass
    its a combination of two and they just sound so nice together
    Suggested by   @jessicannoli
  8. "Bob Saget!" is a very satisfying phrase to say when frustrated for some reason 🙃
    Suggested by   @okayerin
  9. "Fuckbag" is my go-to
    Suggested by   @classicalexa
  10. blerg!
    Suggested by   @francium
  11. Crap
    I use this profusely. It is my go-to because I don't like to actually swear, but I also don't like to use 'gosh' or 'dangit', so I refer to the ever-handy 'crap' 💩
    Suggested by   @ellasabo
  12. Asshat!
    Suggested by   @kate81
  13. supercalifragilisticexpialidocious - gotta use it right tho💫
    Suggested by   @SpaceCase
  14. DuckMuffin
    Suggested by   @selfdiagnosedhipster
  15. Trump Tower Ass Flower
    During the campaign season.
    Suggested by   @bdot
  16. What the damn hell?!
    Suggested by   @quixotic
  17. Are you fuckin kidding me!?!?
    Suggested by   @aakraus
  18. Shitpig
    Suggested by   @kcupcaker
  19. Douche-Canoe
    Don't know if I heard this somewhere or if I made it up but it's the most appropriate way to insult someone
    Suggested by   @KelseyHarper
  20. Chucklefuck
    Suggested by   @kcupcaker
  21. Motherfucker
    It's satisfyingly long. The one-syllable ones just don't have the same oomph.
    Suggested by   @DG
  22. Goddammit. Also, I inadvertently coined the phrase "Jesus Fuck!"
    Suggested by   @MatthewAlmont
  23. Motherfucking fuck -- feels good to say and conveys that you are serious. Also shitweasel. Because hilarious.
    Suggested by   @rebeccaschinsky
  24. Funky butt lovin
    Suggested by   @sonyaellis
  25. What the what?!
    Suggested by   @WhelmedDad
  26. "Oh for fuck's sake" ... or "Ratbastard"
    Suggested by   @mavi_acumennial
  27. Sacajawea said in the cadence of sonofabitch
    Suggested by   @firemanart
  28. Fuck-knuckle
    Suggested by   @lynn0826
  29. Any of the dubs from tv version of Snakes on a Plane. "Get these monkey-flying snakes off this Monday-to-Friday plane!"
    Suggested by   @cindiegeddes