The day my marriage ended

  1. I had a granola bar for breakfast
  2. The rug in the marriage counselor's office needed to be vacuumed. It was pink with white swirly designs on it.
  3. He was the calmest and coolest I had ever seen him.
  4. I killed a box of tissues.
  5. I bought granny panties at Target in preparation of my upcoming c-section.
  6. I got a French pedicure