The day my marriage ended
- •I had a granola bar for breakfast
- •The rug in the marriage counselor's office needed to be vacuumed. It was pink with white swirly designs on it.
- •He was the calmest and coolest I had ever seen him.
- •I killed a box of tissues.
- •I bought granny panties at Target in preparation of my upcoming c-section.
- •I got a French pedicure