1. My friend told me she thought she looked ugly when she was worried, but I reassured her that it looked like acute stress 🤗.
  2. A psychologist's favorite animal is a bipolar bear.😬
  3. The most happening place at The zoo is on the Hippocampus. 😀
  4. I once asked a Jungian analyst to go see R.E.M with me, he said, "in your dreams". 😎
  5. She tried paying me after she read me her journal but I told her it was free association. 😔