Of all of the concrete decisions I make on a regular basis, confidently I might add, send me to the hairdresser and I don't even recognize myself (figuratively).
  1. I'm just getting a trim.
  2. I don't care how many inches of split ends there are, JUST A TRIM! Be firm!
  3. Hmm.. I'm intrigued by this new lob movement.
  4. Will it look the same on me? Maybe if I find a celebrity who looks like me..
  5. I want to show the stylist this picture so they get it right.. Is it weird that I have this picture handy? Shouldn't I seem more nonchalant?
  6. I don't want to seem superficial.. Or worse that I think I look like this celebrity..
  7. What if it comes out bad? I should really just get a trim. The look has been working!
  8. But, if I'm spending this much money on a haircut I kind of want something different. Why are haircuts so expensive now? Especially if I DO only get a trim.
  9. Hairstylist: So what are we doing today? Me: I was thinking just a trim. But I kind of like the idea of having it shorter, kind of like that long bob style.. What do you think?
  10. Hairstylist: Either would work Me: Okay, just a trim. I'll think about the shorter style for next time.
  11. 🙄🙄🙄🙄 self loathing ensues