GIFS MY FRIENDS WOULD USE TO DESCRIBE ME

This will help to shed some light on why I only have two friends.
  1. 1.
    Have been told I have the expression of someone who is a "bystander to insanity" 90% of the time. What is even going on around me.
  2. 2.
    Fiercely supportive friend.
  3. 3.
    Zero patience.
  4. 4.
    Kind of a lush.
  5. 5.
    One of the not-so-hidden gems in my personality.
  6. 6.
    Give me my bed forever and no one gets hurt.
  7. 7.
    Adept at Improvisational, Conversational Listing. Strong background in Criticisms.
  8. 8.
    Totally composed, especially when staring down the barrel of disaster.
  9. 9.
    Type A Personality. Insisting on multitasking, unnecessarily, has been known to result in uniquely embarrassing failures.
  10. 10.
    It's true.