LEAST DESIRABLE WAYS TO GO

Everyone does someday, but it would be nice if I could avoid these methods
  1. Murdered while naked
  2. Eaten alive by any animal
    I love animals and this would be devastating in my final moments
  3. Trip on the curb and fall into traffic
    Embarrassing
  4. Tornado
    All that lethal debris a-swirlin around. No thx.
  5. Choked to death
    On powdered donuts while watching Netflix alone
  6. In the presence of someone I dislike