MOST DESIRABLE WAYS TO GO

Well, more fun anyway. Why does dying always have to be so morbid?
  1. At a funeral
    I would find it funny and that's all that matters
  2. While Sunbathing
    How many people would play in the pool for how many hours thinking I was napping?
  3. When I least expect it
    Otherwise the anxiety of possibly dying will end me, and no one likes a panic attack that turns into a heart attack
  4. While eating ice cream
  5. In my sleep
    While dreaming of eating ice cream