SEXIEST BOOZE, RANKED
Classic Drinks Only
- 1.MartiniIt's dirty. It's extra dirty. It's automatically bond-associated.
- 2.Red WineGlass shaped like a curvaceous lady's bottom. Makes you relaxed and loopy in a dreamy way.
- 3.French 75The fancy, foreign version of a 69.
- 4.Old FashionedThe missionary of drinks; yet it can still be made SO. RIGHT.
- 5.Side CarSounds like the equivalent to a reach-around.
- 6.DaiquiriThe early 2000s Britney Spears, spring break loving, Becky drink. You know you're gonna get the grief of a headache afterward, but you have it anyway bc it's there. It's always there.
- 7.MargaritaThe OG of the bar. Comes in many forms but always gets the job done.
- 8.CosmopolitanThe redundant vapid sex shoveling magazine can be thanked for this inclusion.
- 9.Sex on the BeachObligatory addition - should be Least Sexy Drink (who wants beach things in their crevices?)