THIS ISN'T NORMAL?
Normalcy is relative, but I welcome your criticism.
- •Reminder to be niceSet alarm reminding me to be nice to my husband because he puts up with a lot of nonsense.
- •Check out restroomsSome are very opulent.
- •Make the bed before getting in itNaps are just better that way
- •Make detailed remindersI was told I live life like the dude in Momento.
- •Eat cream cheese straight from the container.Well, the tub. Let's call it what it is - it's a tub.
- •Wax my 'stacheIf you're one of those woman who doesn't have a mustache by sheer luck, you have one and we can all see it.
- •Wine during lunchIt's one glass. Am I supposed to pretend to care about what you think?
- •Put on full makeup with lashes to have operation.I refused to wear the hairnet so they put it on me after I was knocked out.