10 AMAZINGLY AWFUL "AS SEEN ON TV" PRODUCTS
Apparently, everything has been invented and we now have innovations such as...
- 1.The Tiddy Bear: creepy bear seatbelt cushion you never knew you always wanted to gently cup your breast
- 2.EZ Cracker: soon hands will be obsolete
- 3.The Uroclub: omfg
- 4.Bootypop: 🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭 a bump-it for your booty.
- 5.Fushigi: the gift of gravity defiance and sensory confusion. Free slicked-back, greasy ponytail with purchase.
- 6.The Wearable Towel: should be called Beach Snuggy. Or Sex Shield
- 7.Potty Putter...enough people thought this was a good idea to make it a reality. That is all.
- 8.SilverSonic XL: 90 ft of eavesdropping. Shit-talkers take note.
- 9.PooTrap. Animal humiliation at its most complicated.
- 10.Rejuvenique Facial Toning System: amazon reviews describe burns/scarring.
- 11.The Wunder Boner: http://bit.ly/1h3w7eWWutSuggested by @zkamenetz