10 AMAZINGLY AWFUL "AS SEEN ON TV" PRODUCTS

Apparently, everything has been invented and we now have innovations such as...
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    The Tiddy Bear: creepy bear seatbelt cushion you never knew you always wanted to gently cup your breast
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    EZ Cracker: soon hands will be obsolete
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    The Uroclub: omfg
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    Bootypop: 🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭 a bump-it for your booty.
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    Fushigi: the gift of gravity defiance and sensory confusion. Free slicked-back, greasy ponytail with purchase.
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    The Wearable Towel: should be called Beach Snuggy. Or Sex Shield
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    Potty Putter...enough people thought this was a good idea to make it a reality. That is all.
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    SilverSonic XL: 90 ft of eavesdropping. Shit-talkers take note.
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    PooTrap. Animal humiliation at its most complicated.
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    Rejuvenique Facial Toning System: amazon reviews describe burns/scarring.
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    The Wunder Boner: http://bit.ly/1h3w7eW
    Wut
    Suggested by   @zkamenetz