10 AMAZINGLY AWFUL "AS SEEN ON TV" PRODUCTS
Apparently, everything has been invented and we now have innovations such as...
- •The Tiddy Bear: creepy bear seatbelt cushion you never knew you always wanted to gently cup your breast
- •EZ Cracker: soon hands will be obsolete
- •The Uroclub: omfg
- •Bootypop: 🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭 a bump-it for your booty.
- •Fushigi: the gift of gravity defiance and sensory confusion. Free slicked-back, greasy ponytail with purchase.
- •The Wearable Towel: should be called Beach Snuggy. Or Sex Shield
- •Potty Putter...enough people thought this was a good idea to make it a reality. That is all.
- •SilverSonic XL: 90 ft of eavesdropping. Shit-talkers take note.
- •PooTrap. Animal humiliation at its most complicated.
- •Rejuvenique Facial Toning System: amazon reviews describe burns/scarring.
- •The Wunder Boner: http://bit.ly/1h3w7eWWutSuggested by @zkamenetz