THE NEW 12 STEPS: LIFE-ALTERING SMOOTHIE MIX

Here is a conglomeration of many $10-smoothies I have purchased over the years and hated myself for spending hundreds of GW's on. So ya...the drill goes: throw in blender, press button, drink. Watch skin get glowier, hair get growier and general sex-appreal compound. The End.
  1. 1.
    Almond Milk
  2. 2.
    Cram blender full of kale
    Trader Joes has bags of pre-cut kale. As ridiculous as it sounds...my life is approx 12% better when I don't have to tear my own kale. There, said it.
  3. 3.
    Avocado...as much as your little ♥️ desires
  4. 4.
    Pink Himalayan Salt
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    Cinnamon...as much as you want!
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    Chia seeds...nutty, crunchy, omega 3, Aztec god amazingness
  7. 7.
    Peanut or almond butter, 1-2 tblspn
    The good kind. You know what I mean.
  8. 8.
    A dash of olive oil
  9. 9.
    CALM magnesium powder. I love love love.
    Helps me with headaches, immune system, my crazy brain, and on and on. Google magnesium deficiency and you'll be amazed how many people have it!
  10. 10.
    Frozen strawberries or blueberries
  11. 11.
    Vanilla Sun Warrior Protein Powder deliciousness
    Buy on Amazon. Worth every penny. Plus don't have to deal with the inevitable, additional $50 that Whole Foods always relieves one of in some magical, mystery-ridey way that scientists can't explain.
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    Note: Smoothie ingredient conversations are the new [something annoying, yet clever]. I embrace this fact and believe it is my fundamental right to pretend it is different when I do it.