PROOF OF MY TRANSFORMATION INTO A SUBURBAN DAD

  1. listening to Billy Joel on my way home from work
  2. visiting every possible historical site on road trips
  3. wearing a sturdy pair of loafers
  4. Sunday drives to see fall foliage
  5. frequently in Home Depot
  6. watched every John Wayne movie ever made
    yes, even The Conqueror 😔
  7. I drive a PT Cruiser
    The car of choice for middle aged men during the early 2000's