ACCURATE DESCRIPTIONS OF DC TRAFFIC I HEAR ON THE RADIO REGULARLY📂

I'm about to drive up to the Philly area and I know I'm in for a rough trip, so it seems like the perfect time to drag this out of drafts.
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    "Craptastic"
  2. •
    "Not even worth talking about"
  3. •
    "Do I really need to tell you how bad it is?"
  4. •
    "A hot mess"
  5. •
    "The same as always"
  6. •
    "It's jammed"
  7. •
    "It's still jammed"
  8. •
    "I don't know why I bother"
  9. •
    "You're probably on your way home, but at a turtle's pace, because the traffic is terrible...but you are in DC so that's nothing new..."
  10. •
    "Everything sucks"
  11. •
    "Everything is pretty ridiculous right now"
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    Me right now: