ALBUM COVERS I WOULD DATE BUT WOULD NOT TAKE HOME TO MOM

  1. The Clash, London Calling
    Anger issues, I call this one off early
  2. MIKA, Life in Cartoon Motion
    High as a kite, all the freaking time
  3. The Rolling Stones, Sticky Fingers
    Those are...snug, full jeans 👀
  4. Kanye West, Graduation
    Full of it, space cadet
  5. The Ramones, Ramones
    Typical bad boys. Intriguing at first, but I get over that phase quickly.
  6. Justin Bieber, Purpose
    Sucks me in, but then I realize there's too much going on here, it's hard to focus on one thing, and it's too ridiculous to introduce Mom to this cover—I'd get major eye rolls.
  7. Green Day, American Idiot
    Seems cool at first, v politically active, but overall too dramatic and actually a bit flat; no real depth
  8. Hozier, Hozier
    Hipster rocking the bank robber/western bad boy thing again, but my hipster stage is short lived