0 excuses. Hanging my head in shame. Remedying soon (or so I keep saying).
  1. Slouching Towards Bethlehem by Joan Didion
  2. One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel García Márquez
  3. The Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood
  4. The Catcher in the Rye by J. D. Salinger
  5. Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut
  6. The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Díaz
  7. In Persuasion Nation by George Saunders
  8. Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov
  9. The Woman in White by Wilkie Collins
  10. Midnight's Children by Salman Rushdie
  11. Bossypants by Tina Fey
  12. A Prayer for Owen Meany by John Irving
  13. Play It as It Lays by Joan Didion
  14. Hateship, Friendship, Courtship, Loveship, Marriage by Alice Munro
  15. 1Q84 by Haruki Murakami
  16. The Joy Luck Club by Amy Tan
    I've read many excerpts that were included in anthologies, but haven't read the whole book yet so still feel guilt.
  17. In Cold Blood, Truman Capote