HEALTHY ALCOHOLS RANKED

"I drink it for its health properties"
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    Champagne
    🎉I love champagne, and today read that a 2013 University of Reading study that resurfaced says drinking champagne may help delay onset of degenerative brain disorders like dementia. "The compounds found in two red grapes used to make champagne...can have a positive effect on spatial memory and learning." http://m.wsoctv.com/news/news/national/drinking-champagne-may-boost-memory-prevent-dement/npJhs/
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    Red wine
    My go-to. Preferably Malbec or Pinot Noir. Antioxidants + something called resveratrol = happy ❤️ http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/heart-disease/in-depth/red-wine/art-20048281
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    Brandy
    Just an all around excellent liquor. My grandparents always said it's good for colds and as a sleep remedy (and for teething babies) and this article from a totally reliable source called honey-guide.com (😏) mentions things like phenolic acid and antioxidants so it must be true right? it does quote a study (however old) that says Armagnac has highest quantities of the good stuff, so...👍 http://honey-guide.com/2015/06/21/bourbon-brandy-and-armagnac-phenolics-and-antioxidant-capacity/
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    Guinness
    My goodness my Guinness! Reduces clotting in arteries http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/3266819.stm