1. The next Republican debate
  2. Reddit AMAs
    I'll admit I'm not on Reddit but from what I understand of AMA's, he'd be ideal.
  3. Family reunions
  4. Between me and car salesman when I need to buy a new car
  5. Discussions between you (@LizDawson) and me (@bookishclaire) on the supposed evils of CCTV
    Suggested by @bookishclaire