I forgot about this draft until I saw my Dad's same mug this morning. When it comes to coffee and mugs, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, apparently. #draftmas
  1. The mug
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  2. I do desire we may be better strangers
  3. Light of brain
  4. The soul of this man is his clothes
  5. You rampallian! You fustilarian!
  6. All eyes and no sight
  7. Anointed sovereign of sighs and groans
  8. Not so much brain as earwax
  9. Thou art a boil, a plague sore
  10. Infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker
  11. Long tongu'd babbling gossip
  12. O gull, O dolt, as ignorant as dirt
  13. False of heart, light of ear, bloody of hand
  14. Highly fed and lowly taught
  15. Canker-blossom
  16. Bolting hutch of beastliness
  17. Quintessence of dust
  18. Beetle-headed flap-eared knave
  19. Lewdly inclined
  20. Poisonous bunch-back toad
  21. A fusty nut with no kernel
  22. Lump of foul deformity
  23. Roast meat for worms
  24. All the infections that the sun sucks up
  25. Elvish-mark'd abortive, rooting hog
  26. Clod of wayward marl
  27. Veriest varlet that ever chewed with a tooth
  28. Foot-licker