Today, an anti-cruise missile blimp became "unmoored from its Maryland station" and it's now having the best day ever. This is his story, according to his tweets.
  1. You can follow along on this adventure with @AberdeenBlimp on Twitter
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  2. And look how happy he is to be free of his chains
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  3. He's got jokes!
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  4. So sassy
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  5. He's a little vain
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  6. And he knows what's coming
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    So worth it!
  7. Full story:
  8. Update: the blimp is down...
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  9. ...but not out
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    Still shutting people down