* @bookishclaire named this smoothie, only somewhat sarcastically. Apologies because I only just created this so ingredient measurements are approximate.
  1. Grab your blender
    I love my Vitamix
  2. Toss in some silken tofu, about a 2-inch square block. Must be silken kind instead of firm tofu, for consistency purposes.
  3. Add an over-ripe banana
  4. Add a large spoonful or two of cocoa powder
  5. Add a large spoonful of honey
  6. Add a dash of vanilla, about 1 teaspoon
  7. Add a large splash of almond milk. I had plain on hand, but vanilla would probably be great. I used about a half cup, enough to fully cover ingredients in the blender.
  8. Blend until smooth.
  9. Enjoy!