THINGS I HAD TO DO TO GET MY TIGHTS ON THIS MORNING

They shrunk in the wash and looked like they were toddler-sized 😑
  1. Lotioned my legs up like crazy
    Lubricant, right?
  2. Stretched them horizontally like an exercise resistance band
  3. Stretched them vertically like an exercise resistance band
    I think this also counts as my biceps exercise
  4. Stretch the extra fabric in the foot up like 8 times
  5. Lunges
  6. Bottom-half-only Jumping jacks
    My arms were occupied trying to get the waistband up and comfortably situation
  7. Squats